I rock a lot of polka dots.

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. It freaks me out. I’m sorry that I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something just to make it slightly cuter but that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.

-Jess. New Girl.

I am a New Girl regular and LOVE this show. I always

say (and so does everyone around me) that Jess is a

mixture of me and one of my best friends. I love this quote.